I am and always will be a Noah Of ONE.

I will be turning 7 on Oct 31st, which is also Halloween. This Halloween I will be portraying a Roman Gladiator. My next gig is for GQ magazine, but it will be an 'undie' deal. My Dad signed the release for a nipple shot, so I'm cool.

Look for my new cologne coming out this Spring called, "Essence of a Peed Bed", but will be advertised as 'Maverik'. In the mean time hang loose and send me money.

Nanny send my Dad money, beef jerkey, and some Turkey Hill Iced Tea. Grandpa, just send money.

I'm here all week folks! Seriously ladies and germs, try the fish! I'm outta here...